Hey Citibank, what's with your dumbass ATMs? What makes you think that any normal human wants 3 50's and 5 10's when withdrawing $200? Really? I bet you think you're being real clever, dispensing $10 bills, but how am I supposed to hands cab driver a fifty at 4:45am? I'm sure this is the same type of cleverness that left you desperately begging for my tax dollars with one hand while destroying massive shareholder value with the other.
What are you going to do, pay back TARP money one $50 bill at a time? GFY.
-- Posted From My iPodPhone
Friday, July 03, 2009
CitiCash
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
"S." Must Be for "Shitty Ass Sequel That Never Should Have Been Made"
Hey, at least the kid from "Gossip Girl" is getting some work:
Maybe this is Richard Kelly's karmic punishment for "Southland Tales."
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Small Solace for UConn Fans
I hate Davis and Laettner, so it helps. Money quote:
In a separate suit, a Maryland company led by Shawne Merriman, a Pro Bowl linebacker for the San Diego Chargers, accuses Laettner and Davis of failing to abide by terms of a $3million loan and a settlement reached last year in federal court.A cheater and two of the most hated college basketball players ever were in business together...perfect!
"While Shawne would have preferred these matters to have been resolved amicably, the lawsuit has been brought to protect Shawne's business interests and the interests of his company," Merriman's lawyers said in a statement.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
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